{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}